From the vault: isms

I’m a bit worried
about all of this
rampant pigeonholism &
unnecessary categorisationism,
but I guess you could say
I’m a believer in
sleeping latism,
vegetarian lasagnism &
thai green curryism,
romantic poeticism,
friendly humourism,
pub bandism,
early morning sexism,
Sunday paperism,
brand new bikism &
crappy old carism,
late-night T.V.-ism,
Star Trek Voyagerism,
good bookism,
open firism,
thunderstormism &
user-friendly cynicism.

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Poet. Author. Beard. Husband. Dad. Four chickens. Dog. Cat. I can sometimes fix my lawnmower.

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4 comments on “From the vault: isms
  1. Benjamin says:

    Wonderful! I hope you have progressed, as I have, from Star Trek Voyagerism to Battlestar Galacticism.

    • Adam Ford says:

      alas i never did get into the old bsg, benjamin. these days i’m more of a whedonist with strong fireflyist and astonishingxmenist tendencies. also a reformed whovian, but that’s a whole ‘nother story…

  2. Den says:

    Reformist Whovian!

    Me too. Sadly because I just inherited the whole collection from Max Flory’s wonderful and extensive library.

    x

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