Pictures by the remarkable Neale Blanden, words by me. First published in Torpedo #6. Advertisements
The Other Adam Ford
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“Every word lovingly crafted by these two hands…”
…with the help of this kicky little knitted poetry game, of course. Poetry has never been so quilty! You can knit your very own poems over at The Poetry Society UK. Thanks to dumbfoundry for the link.
Tagged with: knitted poetry, knitting, poetry
Posted in From the vaults, new ways to procrastinate, poems, Published work
Posted in From the vaults, new ways to procrastinate, poems, Published work
Knit one, poem two
Once again, thanks to The Poetry Society UK and their very crafty knitted poem generator.
Tagged with: knitted poetry, knitting, poetry
Posted in From the vaults, new ways to procrastinate, poems, The Third Fruit is a Bird
Posted in From the vaults, new ways to procrastinate, poems, The Third Fruit is a Bird
From the Vaults: Solo Flight
If you throw the frisbee by yourself, it will not come back. The sun might be shining in the most exquisite way, But If you throw the frisbee by yourself, it will not come back. You might have just won…
Tagged with: dogs, frisbees, innocent bliss, tattslotto
Posted in From the vaults, Not Quite the Man for the Job, Published work
Posted in From the vaults, Not Quite the Man for the Job, Published work
From the vaults: Weighting for the Weekend
In the post-relativity universe, where measurement has lost all certainty, the most flexible unit of time is the weekend. From Friday night to Monday morning time stretches and blurs, contracts and bends. On end-of-the-working-week Fridays time slows to a stroll.…
Tagged with: poetry, quarks, relativity, tectonic plates, weekends
Posted in From the vaults, Not Quite the Man for the Job, poems, Published work
Posted in From the vaults, Not Quite the Man for the Job, poems, Published work
From the Vault: The Thumpin’ Boyhug
Expressions of affection between men can be awkward. You don’t want to give the wrong impression. There’s a signal that makes it clear what the hugger’s intentions are. Just combine the hug with a sturdy pat on the back. It’s…
Tagged with: hugs, masculinity, thumping
Posted in From the vaults, Not Quite the Man for the Job, poems, Published work
Posted in From the vaults, Not Quite the Man for the Job, poems, Published work
I'm a dad and the author of the poetry collections The Third Fruit is a Bird and Not Quite the Man for the Job, the novel Man Bites Dog and the short story collection Heroes and Civilians.
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