But boastfulness is a sin, surely?

Dude, they totally made an action figure out of the game they made out of Dante’s Inferno! Action Figure Insider broke the news earlier this week:

Boasting 30 points of articulation, Dante is truly one of a kind. He carries a Cross in a sheath on his right hip, has an interchangeable right hand, and then, of course, there’s the scythe… An imposing site in itself, Death’s scythe stands over eight inches tall! Not only that, but the blade is detachable for hand-held use.

To accompany the figure’s release, a series of playsets will also be available, based on the famous series of illustrations by French engraver Gustave Doré’s L’Enfer sequence.

"Midway upon the journey of our life / I found myself within a forest dark, / For the straightforward pathway had been lost."

"Whereat I turned me round, and saw before me / And underfoot a lake, that from the frost / The semblance had of glass, and not of water. "

"Beatrice am I, who do bid thee go; / I come from there, where I would fain return; / Love moved me, which compelleth me to speak."

Coming soon: the Fredy Neptune action figure complete with grenade, fake press pass and removable sailor’s cap accessories, and the Jenny Joseph doll complete with purple jacket and red hat that doesn’t go.